10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels