10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22