10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• It's Free To Fold...
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack