10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger