10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"