10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)