10 Random Poker Quotes

I should have stayed home and played with myself.
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
"Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi