10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Welcome to kicker school
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.