10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- if u play for the thrill u are ill