10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Fold and live to fold again
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.