10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."