10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--