10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson