10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.