10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters