10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln