10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Fold and live to fold again
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe