10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker is for loners.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.