10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.