10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --