10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.