10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "No river, no fish."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22