10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker