10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.