10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris