10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester