10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.