10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.