10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Those eggs smell delicious!