10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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