10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.