10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- im going to 2 out you to death
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth