10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.