10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.