10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.