10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss