10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.