10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.