10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers