10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.