10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.