10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers