10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com