10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.