10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Fold and live to fold again
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion