10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant