10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Fook the floosh droo!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.