10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• im going to 2 out you to death