10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.