10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Fold and live to fold again
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves